I think my vagina is haunted
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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