I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
its liver damage thursday
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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