Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I can't turn off my feet"
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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