people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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