i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
