Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
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Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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