We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Randomize
