? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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