I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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