i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
