he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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