I am in a vortex of obligation.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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