I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
high people should be assigned attendants
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
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The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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