try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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