Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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