And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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