I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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