dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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