i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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