I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i barfeds in our rink
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'm too high and old for this...
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize