I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
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Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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