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i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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