C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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