kristin has been a bad kristin
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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