Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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