No subtext here. People are naked.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
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I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Holy shit dude........stairs
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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