Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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