READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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