youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
she told me i tasted like america
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
