Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Bring me that man meat
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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