I want to stick my p in your. b.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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