We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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