i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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