honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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