is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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