so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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