I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Hippo gnu deer
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
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