i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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