problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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