billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
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Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
he just fucked me for my cheese..
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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