I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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