On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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