I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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