He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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