I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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