windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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