found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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