i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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