Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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