btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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