Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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