is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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