AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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