So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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