Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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