Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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