whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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