hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Randomize
