I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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