They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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