on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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