Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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